Sunday, May 25, 2008

No Life On Mars Will Be Found

NASA landed another probe on the surface of Mars today. In search of the building blocks of life, and possibly, against all odds, life itself in the northern region where they suspect frozen water exists.

How much do you want to bet that NASA is NOT going to find any life on Mars?

How do I know?

Their probe landed on the surface while simultaneously sterilizing the ground around the probe with its 10 super-hot rocket thrusters as it “soft-landed” on the surface.

Any life, microscopic or otherwise, was instantly killed under this brain fart of scam.

“NO LIFE FOUND ON MARS” will be the headline. It should be “No shit, Dip-stick.”

Then again, landing on the surface where organisms which have been preserved for millions, possibly billions of years, with rockets that burn at close the temperature of the Sun, was just a simple oversight.

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