Rest assured GOP, the humiliating loss in MS-01 last night by Democrat Travis Childers, means nothing. To help put things in perspective, there’s a whole lot more evidence that Global Warming is real than there is that you’re in election trouble in ’08.
Sure, the polls don’t look good and three solid seats that you’d thought you’d have until the end of time have been lost, but think of it as the Northern icecap, no real equity has really been lost.
And yes, political analysts and pundits are spouting theories of your eventual doom. But, those are just theories, kinda like that whole “round earth” theory, which your advocates of Intelligent Design claim are false. They’re just theories, like “gravity.”
Even though the climate conditions that created the greatest natural disaster in the history of this country swallowed New Orleans. There is no reason to believe that the political conditions you’ve created by your own hand will garner the same result.
Please, do as you’ve asked us to do in Iraq…stay the course. Continue with your message of stealing from the poor to give to the rich, the American people love hearing it.
While you’re at it, bail out a few more Bankers while sticking it to home owners. Those who dream of owning a home are just greedy bastards anyway. And if you have time, give the Oil Industry another huge tax break while we’re screaming toward $5 gallon. That would be awesome.
Don’t worry. The American people aren’t drawing any connection to their unemployment, their non-existent savings, rising debt, and collapsing country to your failed policies of greed, gluttony, cruel bigotry and blood lust. Nope, the American people are clueless.
You should execute the ’08 election like you’ve executed the War on Terror. Keep attacking the person who’s not running for office (Rev. Wright) and associate that person to one who is (Obama), kinda like attacking Saddam Hussein by linking him to Al Qaeda. They all look alike anyway.
Sure, that whole thing ended in a complete disaster, but that doesn’t mean anything. Just think of it like attacking Iran, surely that would garner a different result.
Stay the course, you’re doing fine. Come November, you’ll be greeted as liberators, with flowers thrown at your feet. Trust Me.
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