SAW this coming.

Have you ever watched one of those teen horror flicks where it is easy to see the stupid ones being killed off early. You scream at the screen, “Don’t go out into the woods you stupid idiot!”

As a lifelong Democrat, and rabid liberal, I’m going to offer the Republicans an option to get out of the mess they’re in right now. The one they must take, and only they can make it, if they want to end this wandering in the wilderness.

The Republicans must spearhead the criminal prosecution of the Bush administration.

A real criminal prosecution, not a flaccid exercise in procedural masturbation like a “Truth Commission,” but a full-blown torches and pitchforks demanding of a criminal trial and war-crimes tribunals.

Democrats won’t do it. Why is that?

Anytime a Republican wants to show he has found religion on the economy, Democrats whip out Bush.

Anytime a Republican wants to talk about Iraq, Democrats whip out Bush.

Anytime a Republican wants to talk about Healthcare Reform, Democrats whip out Bush.

Name the issue, and Bush screwed it up for the Republicans. They used to be the “Law and Order” people that got tough on crime.

Yeah, Bush really screwed them on that one. Bush’s buddies robbed more banks than Jessie James could in a million lifetimes, by going after the golden goose, the United States Treasury.

Republicans need to take away from the Democrats the well earned right of using Bush to show who got us here in the first place. It’s a gaping air-sucking wound on the country, and an almost terminal cancer on the GOP.

The Republicans must lead the most blood-thirstiest of mobs in demanding justice and the return for the rule of law. Or the old Vulcan saying, “Only Nixon could go to China.”

Republicans really don’t have much time either. They must go after Bush very, very soon, or we will enter a new political season and the tactic will look like simple partisan politics in a disingenuous “say anything” atmosphere. The Bush legacy will have metastasized on the GOP for a generation and their numbers in the congress will rival the Green Party.

The GOP used Jimmy Carter the way the Democrats are now using Bush, and the GOP did it for more than a generation. Bush’s legacy has got legs far beyond that, especially if Democrats keep dribbling out “newly discovered” documents to remind the people about Bush.

Now you may be asking yourself, “Why are you giving the Republicans advice that will actually work?”

The answer, because they won’t do it. They can’t.

They’ve sold their souls and their party, which now has a market value of AIG. They have no integrity, no morals, no ideas or direction. Most members of the GOP know better than us, they’re not qualified to be in the Congress, that their seats were paid for by corrupt organizations. Their Over-Lords will not let them do the only thing that can save them, remove the cancer of the Bush Legacy.

In the movie SAW, there was a scene where the psycho-killer gave his prey the option to cut off his own leg with a hacksaw, in the quickest time possible, or die.

The Republicans are in same position right now, and doing nothing but bitch about it. It’s kind of entertaining to watch, especially with buttered popcorn.

Prop 8: Right’s vs. Privilege

In California, the Mormon’s decided that some people just don’t deserve certain “rights” like the ability to love and marry the person they chose regardless of sex or sexual orientation. The LDS church in Utah blew over $20 million on a campaign to pass Prop. 8, a constitutional amendment saying that only a man and woman can marry.

All I can say is Wow! That’s pretty ballsy coming from the polygamist sect of fringe Christianity.

Now the topic needs to be disguised about tax-exempt status. In the United States, any religion not involved in politics as “a major role” of its mission qualifies for tax-exempt status.

Being tax-exempt is not a right, it’s a privilege endowed by the good graces of the people of the United States. LDS’s tax-free privileges have clearly been abused by denying civil liberties to some people, while free-loading off those same people who finance the governmental services the LDS church enjoys.

I’m not saying that the LDS church isn’t entitled to their First Amendment right to say what they want, they are always free to do so. I’m saying they should pull their own weight in paying for the government they expect to enforce this religious mandate.

They can preach, speak, lobby or propose ballot initiatives all they want, but they should pay taxes just like the rest of us.

Revoke LDS’s tax-exempt status now!

Muthee Is A Liar: Witchcraft claims debunked.

Bishop Thomas Muthee is a complete fuck-wad. He made claims that he harassed and banished an old woman, who he accused of witchcraft from a Kenyan village, (as if it was a virtue), but as it turns out Muthee lied about the whole thing.

Journalist Zoe Alsop, writing for Womensenews, tracks down Mama Jane Njengu, the supposed "witch" Muthee boasts of having run out of town, and finds some interesting discrepancies. It seems Muthee's account is disputed by his victim...Oops.

Alsop explains:

Muthee claimed that police rescued Mama Jane from a lynch mob at the time,
and then whisked her away for good after gunning down a pet python they mistook
for a demon.

But some residents of Kiambu were somewhat skeptical of Muthee's
claims.

Not least among them is the herbalist Jane W. Njenga, a pastor with
the African Mission of Holy Ghost Church, who is best known as Mama Jane.
She says she didn't own a pet python and she's never left her compound, located
about a half-mile from Muthee's immense new church...Robust and topping six feet
in the trademark shiny white robes of her church, Njenga is undeniably still in
town.

The Story has also been printed in the UK Daily Telegraph:

Bishop Thomas Muthee staked his early reputation in the town of Kiambu on boasts that he banished a witch named Mama Jane, whom he blamed for crime, traffic accidents and public drunkenness in town. Once she fled, Muthee claimed, her spell was broken and peace returned.

In fact, Mama Jane never left. She is a pastor just down the road from Muthee's Word of Faith Church.

‘Muthee was saying that this was a place of witch doctors - where do you see the witch?’ said Mama Jane, whose real name is Jane Njenga.

Muthee's claims tap into a powerful belief system across Africa. Evangelical Christian churches have become incredibly popular - there are 500 churches in Kiambu alone - but some religious leaders still exploit their followers' traditional belief in witchcraft and sorcery.

Muthee has been endorsed by C. Peter Wagner, leader of the Charismatic "New Apostolic Reformation", or “Third Wave” movement.

Wagner, a Col. Sanders looking fuck-wad from a bucket of KFC, a couple of months ago prophesized a glorious future for one evangelical leader, the only problem, he withdrew from public ministry following an affair.

Wagner is not your average theocrat. He’s one of the more militant pricks that makes Falwell and Robertson look warm and fuzzy. His books include such wonderful topics as “Dominion” which I assume includes domination over me. He’s also the author of the bed-side book “How to cast out Demons” for those looking for sugar-plums dreams, or useful tips in foreplay.

So I guess the moral of the story, Sarah Palin is not really protected against witchcraft and all she has to show for it is a youtube video that proves she’s a complete tool.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.

The Palin Doctrine: Jesus was a terrorist

Sarah Palin has been trying to draw a connection between Sen. Obama and Bill Ayers, a 60’s era radical who has since taken a job as a professor at the University of Illinois.

The extremely loose connection between Obama and Ayers has been thoroughly debunked, but let’s follow the Palin’s train of thought upon herself.

Palin, has proclaimed on video that she believes Jesus Christ is the son of God and worships and loves him.

Who were Jesus’ closest friends?

Murderers, thieves and Prostitutes.

What does that say about Jesus? What does that say about Palin, who worships this man?

Jesus was a convicted criminal, who was executed for his crimes. Why does Palin worship criminal behavior?

Palin is a card carrying member of the “Third Wave” movement, who believe in a Christian Theocracy, even a military coup for creating a theocratic government.

So too did Eric Rudolph, a devout Christian himself who killed doctors and bombed women’s clinics for Jesus. Does Sarah Palin agree with Eric Rudolph, a terrorist who was recently executed for his crimes too?

I think is quite plausible to assume that the reason Sarah Palin is trying to associate Obama with terrorism is that she’s projecting her own ambitions upon Obama. Sarah Palin is the real terrorist, and she has drawn us a map to that conclusion.

Sarah Palin: Greatest Mind of Salem 1692

We already know Palin’s beliefs in “abstinence only” education, and the equally ironic teenage pregnancy of her daughter. We know that she was a huge supporter of making rape victims pay for their own rape-kits, but now we find out, she’s a huge supporter, a fan really, of Thomas Muthee the Kenyan Witch-hunter. Pastor Muthee is probably one of the most despicable humans to breathe our atmosphere. He gained political power in Kenya villages the through state sponsored terrorism of women. Muthee literally accuses women of witchcraft, and demands they either convert to his church, or leave town.

Now, you may be thinking this sound like an empty threat. However, that’s where the state terrorism comes into play. Muthee had the police conduct a raid on a local clinic, arrest the owner and shoot live rounds into the clinic. After a terrifying night at the hand of the local police who believed this woman an agent of the devil, she was released and summarily left town. The message had been sent, “Don’t cross Pastor Muthee, or something worse may happen to you.”

This is how Muthee converts, through sheer terrorism.

Apparently, Palin is in awe of this man and it’s becoming very apparent that Palin aspires to do the same.

Pastor Muthee has been a frequent guest at Palin’s Alaskan cult, the Wasilla Assemblies of God and Palin even credits her win as Governor to Pastor Muthee.

It’s become quite clear that Sarah Palin believes that her religious beliefs must be administered by the state. It’s only fair that since these beliefs will undoubtedly become national and international policies, much like, or even worse than the Bush administration, that “We the People” examine how perverse those philosophical differences are to our own values.

In truth, Sarah Palin is like beauty itself, only skin deep, and her ugly goes all the way to the bone.

Call McCain out on his Bullshit

The McCain Campaign is repeating one of Obama’s greatest virtues as though it was a malfunction. “He’s never gone against his party on any issue…” says McFancyPantsOnFire. No one has pointed out that in the years Obama has been in the Senate, the Democrats have yet to be on the wrong side of an issue. Why would Obama buck the party when they’ve been doing the right thing?

Which issue would McBush like to have seen Obama buck his party? Abortion? Torture? Give less body armor to the troops? Give more tax breaks to the uber-wealthy, corporate crooks and robber barons? Let New Orleans drown?

I think it’s time for Democrats to ask McCain which issue he thinks Obama could have bucked his party. For McCain to buck his party is easy, they’re always wrong, but Obama has yet to make a decision that would jeopardize his morals and integrity and McSame thinks that’s a bad thing.

In reality, it’s probably out of jealousy McCain keeps saying it. He’s turned into the whore on the Hill.

The dirty little secret is that any issue the Democrats have acted in a bi-partisan way, and been wrong, are issues that McCain can't afford to point out as being a “bad thing,” like Impeachment. All he can do is paint a picture that Obama is a “company man,” and McCain is the “rebel.”

It’s time to call McCain out on his Bullshit, one turd blossom at a time.

Sarah Palin's Church is a cult

Sarah Palin belongs to the cult Assemblies of God, or “AoG.” Below is video of this organization, but interestingly, it’s under the banner of “Morning Star Ministries.”

I don’t know if anyone has told these people, but in Latin, “Morning Star” is “Lucifer.”

This would mean that Sarah Palin could very well be an agent of Say-Tin.

I don’t know why that would be surprising. James Dobson is totally smitten with Sarah Palin, and that should be confirmation enough that evil is afoot.

Sarah Palin's Churches and The Third Wave from Bruce Wilson on Vimeo.